Monday, December 24, 2012

Finally and just in time for Christmas!


So I finally got with a woman!  Thank you Jesus and Santa Claus!  I’ve been so nervous that I somehow managed to convince myself that I wanted to bury my face in a vagina, but when it came right down to it, I wouldn’t like it.  Well, boy was I wrong.  Eating a woman out is awesome, making a woman cum while eating her out with your fingers in her is fucking amazing.  It’s kind of all I want to do, I get it guys

 

I like to think my lesbian cherry popping story is unique and a little funny. 

 

I had a day full of family time, holding babies, food and couples, so many fucking couples and no lesbians.  I meet up with a single friend and we decided drinking was in order and meet up with another single person and made friends with Whiskey and the bartender.  In all honesty I was just biding my time until it wasn’t too early to go to my lesbian bar.  But when I got there it was like the end of the party and figured a drink or two and I’d head out.  But I ended sitting next to the right one that night.

 

I’m going to call her Angela, names were not exchanged.  She was curvy with dark hair and dark eyes.  We spoke, but for the life of me I’m not sure what was said, but it got her tongue in my mouth and her hand down my shirt.  I remember telling her to pay her tab after she told me she lived close.  Angela was an aggressive kisser and a nipple pincher, cool and ouch!  We stumble to her apartment stopping to make out along the way.  We get to her place and she heads to the bathroom.  Angela was a true lady and freshened up for me and for that I am grateful. 

 

As soon as she came out she was on me, I think she called me beautiful, but all I know for sure is that clothes came off and boobs!  Yes, boobs!  I do enjoy breast, soft and round and so much fun.  My tongue got a warm up on those nipples while my fingers found their way inside her.  I was really nervous that when I got to this moment I wouldn’t know what to do, but I’ve been practicing almost daily on myself for years.  Before I could over analyze or second guess myself I kneeling in front of her spreading her legs and her lips going to town.  It wasn’t long after the second finger that she came.  After some “Wows” and “Oh my gods” I was feeling pretty damn good about myself.  First time with a lady, I loved it and I didn’t suck at it.  I was all caught up in my moment that I didn’t realize the she was grabbing her clothes and it wasn’t until she was closing her bedroom door telling me that I could sleep on the couch. 

 

Ummm, bitch is you serious!?!  I am not sleeping in your house, on your couch, for one, you have a dog and I’m allergic, two, you didn’t reciprocate I don’t want to see you in the morning.  Shit, you don’t even want to see me know.   Crap, women can get blue balls.  I put my clothes back on (shit just realized I left my slip, I fucking loved that slip) and decided that if I’m going to be treated like a whore I should get paid.  I made her legs tremble, that’s worth a bottle or two of wine…oh look whiskey!  I don’t mind if I do. 

 

I tried to make my exit as quick as possible, but I don’t remember her hallway being that confusing, after a few wrong turns I found my way out and used my phone to find my way back to my car.  After a few steps I started laughing like a crazy person – at that time of night, it was probably a good thing.  I drove home smiling, smelling my fingers and giggling like a school girl.    Now, to find someone who wants to do more than pinch my nipples (please ask before you do that) and ride my face and fingers.

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